29 July 2012

Olympian dreams


So after 7 years of planning it is finally here, the Olympics have started in London. My own preparation started at the end of last month when my wife and I moved our training camp to Fuentaventura for a fortnight where we worked on our starting position and posture through extensive inactivity in the prone position on the beach. Over the weeks we were able to increase our stamina and saw significant gains in our endurance and concentration levels.

I had chosen the weeks specifically so we could benefit from a close approximation of the environment we would be confronted with once the games got under way. To this end our trip coincided with both the European football tournament and Wimbledon. My reasoning was that the England team would be back in the UK long before we were scheduled to return and that there would be no English player left in either of the singles tournaments. My suppositions were largely correct – the England team once again failed to make any impact in a major tournament though Andy Murray did manage to carry the lone beacon of hope all the way to the final.

With emotions being stretched to the limit almost nightly during our stay on the island our daily workout on the beach was not only important to our Olympic preparation but also allowed us time to reflect on the previous night's frustrations and recover in time for the next disappointment. Breakfast was an important part of out training regime since we were able to watch re-runs of the previous days football while tucking into our wheatibangs, yoghurt and strong coffee. We did not have the luxury of Sky TV in our room though it made little difference whether we watched the commentary in Spanish or German, the majority of the games were tediously boring. It was difficult to be sure what the commentators were getting so excited about, though judging by the TV camera work I am guessing it was because the cameraman had picked out a pretty face in the crowd.

Is it me or are TV producers increasingly looking to make an event more 'inclusive' by showing 'characters' from the crowd. To me it is dumbing down. If I wish to watch a sporting event it is because I am interested in that sport. I don't need to see loads of images of leering spectators with painted faces or banners being waved proclaiming undying love to their nearest and dearest being beamed into my living room. You don't see extras pulling faces in the background during TV dramas why should it be an acceptable part of sports coverage?

For the first time in a very long while the expectations of the England football team were relatively low, and even then most of the players struggled to reach even that standard. My greatest concern about the Olympics is that certain individual competitors have been lauded to the point that you would believe they simply have to turn up in order to collect their medal. As any enthusiast will tell you sport is not like that, the element of surprise is forever present, nothing can ever be taken for granted, unless you happen to be a member of the Pakistan cricket team. There will be moments of brilliance, reputations will be made or dashed, that is what makes the Olympics so exciting and why my wife and I have put our bodies through such a rigorous training as elite couch athletes in order to watch as many of the events as we can from the comfort of the armchair.