The prospect of a Royal wedding is a pretty good sign that things in the country are not going too well -
Can't let the British stiff upper lip begin to quiver, so better give the masses a dose of the 'feel good factor'. To this end we could:
1: Hope for a Take That / Robbie Williams reunion tour
2: Win the World Cup at any sport (unlikely)
3: Discover that the UK will not be affected by climate change
4: Marry off one of the Royals
Will and Harry you have been warned.
With Take That newly reformed, Willie set to be spliced next year and the other 2 options looking increasingly remote my conclusion is that the recession is likely to get worse before it gets better. Do you have any other hopes or suggestions?
ReplyDeleteI would agree that the country is in a bit of a pickle just now. Sadly I do not make predictions though I am buoyed by the thoughts of the possibilities for the future.
ReplyDelete1: Madonna adopts Jedward.
2: Wagner headlines at Glastonbury.
3: Gordon Brown to be a contestant on 'I'm a celebrity'
4: Amy Winehouse opens the 2012 Olympics by flicking a cigarette into a giant dustbin.
My hope would be that J K Rowling would write another 7 Harry Potter books, and donate the proceeds to the Nation.
ReplyDeleteMy fear is that Peter Mandelson is the true Lord Vordermort.